Ruckus Pizza in Raleigh, N.C. ran a contest a while back for “Create your own Sandwich”
Mine won, aptly named ‘The Red Hatter’  Here’s a skit we made about it and its magic powers:

What was on it? Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Fried Egg, Avocado, Roasted Red Peppers, Habanero May on a Kaiser Roll.  Omm nommm